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		<title>5 Signs That You&#039;re Out of This World!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ever get that &#8220;Hey! I don&#8217;t belong on this planet feeling?&#8221; Flex those three-fingered hands of yours and scroll down this checklist to see if you&#8217;ve got galactic blood in you! 1. You have large eyes. Very large eyes. And I don&#8217;t mean anime-cute eyes orange kittens. In the animal kingdom, only kookaburras are allowed [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p style="text-align: justify;">Ever get that &#8220;Hey! I don&#8217;t belong on this planet feeling?&#8221; Flex those three-fingered hands of yours and scroll down this checklist to see if you&#8217;ve got galactic blood in you!</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">1. You have large eyes. Very large eyes. And I don&#8217;t mean anime-cute eyes orange kittens. In the animal kingdom, only kookaburras are allowed to have such large blinkers.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">2. You put electronic devices on the blink. You&#8217;re worse than a mobile phone sending off those annoying &#8220;dut-dut-durut-dut&#8221; signals. The radio starts screeching static, and the TV starts going all electric-snowy every time you enter the room. Coincidence? Don&#8217;t think so.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">3. You have horns!Lol. Or antlers. Or anything growing out of your head that isn&#8217;t hair. And no matter what your dad tells you about having it handy as a coat hanger or key chain holder, you&#8217;re the only one has it. Plus, who wants to walk around school with a cool hanging from their head?</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">4. You find saucers quite fascinating. Especially ones that fly. In fact, you&#8217;re out of your window, followed by the shriek of your very angry mother. You love to play Frisbee all the time and have a funny feeling you know what it feels like to actually ride one.</p>
<p style="text-align: justify;">5. You can read people&#8217;s minds. Aliens do have superior intelligence, so apart from acing all those primitive elementary quizzes, you can actually listen in an people&#8217;s thoughts and even predict what they&#8217;ll say next. A pretty cool talent to have when you&#8217;re squabbling your siblings.</p>
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